phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via bastille)

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing, via hotboyproblems)

luxhysteria:

Jupiter’s great red spot. A hurricane three times the size of our whole planet that’s been raging for centuries.

(via angrynerdyblogger)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

(via hotboyproblems)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

(via zackisontumblr)

marion-draws:

Not when she still owes me a dance

marion-draws:

Not when she still owes me a dance

(via notenuf)

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

(Source: neilmobile, via zackisontumblr)

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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(Source: promoted, via perks-of-being-chinese)

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(Source: freddifish, via bastille)

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

(via nice-wig-janis)

Think of it this way…

obsessioniskey:

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

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The asshole you just can’t hate

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The hot foreign guy

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The athlete

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The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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(Source: thebobblehat, via hot-diggory)