fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

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(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via i-lick-statues)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via i-lick-statues)

hawthornewife:

Chris + Liam Hemsworth, Flaunt Magazine Photoshoot.

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"could be gayer"

a review (via hauntter)

not one of me though

(via communistbakery)

(Source: ostolero, via bastille)

oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

(Source: oreooficial, via officialfrenchtoast)

ticklish-panda:

Anna Kendrick’s tweets are legendary

ticklish-panda:

Anna Kendrick’s tweets are legendary

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via obamafart)

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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(via sarcasticfina)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via angrynerdyblogger)