maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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maneth985:

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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"Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way."

Matthew Fisher on Tamed by Emma Chase (via suspend)

(via obamafart)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

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gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

(Source: patarnon, via that-rock-and-roll-eh)

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi, via dodgygoggles)

He was kind of a nerd before he became Spider-Man, but he was a smart nerd.” - Stan Lee on Peter Parker

(Source: marvelheroesdaily, via natasharvmanoff)

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via dodgygoggles)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via obamafart)

misfitsassemble:

Loki was never Odin’s son.
Loki was never Laufey’s son.
But Loki has and always will be Frigga’s son.

misfitsassemble:

Loki was never Odin’s son.

Loki was never Laufey’s son.

But Loki has and always will be Frigga’s son.

(via notenuf)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via hotboyproblems)

ocheano:

"i feel so pretty today"

* goes out walks around the street and 3 seconds later *

"well that lasted more than i expected"

(Source: ocheano, via perks-of-being-chinese)

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via bastille)

lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

(via userbar)